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By click - 24/01/2017 14:00 - France
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By click - 24/01/2017 14:00 - France
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Bon, j'avoue, en vérité je m'appelle Agatha. Agatha Legourdin xD p'tite précision : ma classe de petits monstres est une classe de 7e (l'équivalent français est donc la classe de 5e). Mes élèves ont une douzaine d'années. Ils sont insupportables, mais ils ne sont pas bêtes au contraire, juste un peu ignorants, surtout en ce qui concerne le français et la France. Grâce à ma blague, j'ai gagné... 5 minutes de calme ! Je devrais faire comme Marie le suggère la prochaine fois, leur dire qu'en France, on mange des Kinder (xD) - j'aurais au moins 10 minutes de paix assurée ^^ Pour ceux qui s'inquiètent des conséquences de mon humour un peu particulier, à la fin de l'heure, je leur ai bien précisé qu'en France, nous étions à peu près civilisé... on ne frappe plus les élèves, et on ne les kidnappe pas. Bon et puis, je me lave tous les jours, j'arive à l'heure en cours sans mon bérêt et ma bouteille de vin... Alors souriez, les élèves sont entre de bonnes mains ! (mouah ha ha ha ha ! <= rire qu'on entend à la fin de la chanson "Thriller" de MJ)