ChibiMoonBaby

Bear, USA 34 years-old In a relationship

whorecrux 2 July 2013, 03:37 Newark, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was going to buy me a "magic wand". Being a Harry Potter fanatic, I assumed he meant a replica wand. It turns out he actually meant a Magic Wand vibrator. I was more excited about the HP wand. FML

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Anonymous 5 January 2014, 01:08 Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

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