nicolesbubbles1

In a relationship

Carebeareatu 21 July 2013, 13:26 United States

Today, my fiancé confronted me about our wedding arrangements. Apparently, if he's not allowed to wear a duct-tape tuxedo and have a Jesus impersonator as his best man, the wedding is off. FML

113 comments

anonymous 9 September 2013, 20:16 Round Rock, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on my lap so I could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on my leg. FML

105 comments