HickChick24

Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML

Today, I spent the first night in my new home as a first-time homeowner. I was relaxing and enjoying the feeling of having my own space when I reached over to get my glasses and came back with a cockroach. FML

Today, I angrily waved away an annoying fly with a large knife. I stabbed myself in the shoulder. FML