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Miss Spokane, WA, US Armed forces 31 years-old In a relationship

shtidsfpa This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Shelby, United States

Labs

Today, I only just found out that the abbreviation "lbs" is actually short for pounds. I've been saying "labs" my entire life. I'm 21. FML

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hipprep83 20 March 2009, 17:40 United States

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

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Falcon 9 February 2012, 06:42 United States

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink because my bathroom is being completely revamped, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse to let anyone use it. FML

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