KasiaLilith

Trenton, Canada 41 years-old In a relationship

squirts 27 November 2013, 04:42

Today, I arrived home after leaving for college in August. My dad figured that the most appropriate way to welcome me back was a loud, piercing fart right when I walked through the front door. FML

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failedfather 16 December 2013, 16:34 Ferntree Gully, Australia

Today, I had to tell McDonald's that my 11-year-old son thought it would be funny to take a dump in the urinal. I then had to clean it up. FML

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