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Miss St. Johns, United States 31 years-old Single

itsellie27 30 April 2013, 22:23 London, United Kingdom

Today, through sheer luck, I got talking to an actor from the Harry Potter films who I've had a crush on since I was about ten. I tried to play it cool, and pretend I didn't know who he was. Then my phone rang, with the Harry Potter theme tune. FML

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HamSandwich12 8 May 2013, 14:17 Cleveland, United States

Today, I was leaving my doctor's appointment when a nurse stopped me. She exclaimed, "Wow you are so skinny! What's your secret?" My secret? Having an autoimmune disease. FML

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tigerisabelle 6 February 2014, 03:39

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

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