_Dreamer_13

Up in space 28 years-old

Anonymous 28 June 2009, 17:30 United States

Today, I finally got my yearbook for senior year in high school. I started what everyone does, which is count how many times I appear in the yearbook. I stopped when I found a prominent photo of me, picking my nose in class. FML

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leahrb 24 February 2016, 18:55 Wilmington, United States

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time to meet my parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "Son, I want you to suck upon my nipples of knowledge." FML

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