robyn3931

Miss 33 years-old Single

doomed 22 August 2009, 17:46 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML

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Anonymous 22 June 2013, 20:55 United States

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

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