ElQueso

Today, I found out how painful it is to static shock the tip of your dick. FML

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

Today, my mom parked in a handicapped space because, "the Spanish people are taking over everything." FML