Mrs Fort Worth, United States 31 years-old In a relationship
Today, my parents thought it would be a great surprise to accidentally shoot me in the leg for my birthday. FML
Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML
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