By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States 10 2 40 28 Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML I agree, your life sucks 28 847 You deserved it 15 374 Tweet Share
By farksh - 07/03/2015 12:14 - Australia 5 1 12 31 Today, I rolled up a newspaper and smashed a huge spider in my room. As I went to scoop it up with a tissue, it lurched away and fell near my bed. I can't find it, but I can sure as fuck sense the pure evil coming from it. Looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch tonight. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 171 You deserved it 6 275 Tweet Share