singer1117

seriously? This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

There's always that one friend…

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

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Anonymous 1 September 2013, 16:34 Washington, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Pretend

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

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verbaltodomestic 8 September 2013, 19:31 La Crosse, United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a public place before confessing that I've been seeing another woman, to avoid a dramatic scene. After being rushed to the hospital with a concussion and broken nose, I think it's safe to say my plan didn't go very well. FML

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