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snotface · 23 April 2009, 19:47 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

You coming?

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML

I agree, your life sucks 76 860 You deserved it 8 880

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bongoboy · 25 April 2009, 07:51 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Wanker

Today, I was staying with my grandma. While in her bathroom, the floss I was using cut my gum which made me wince in slight pain. At the same time, my grandma was walking by in the corridor, so she stopped to say, "Don't wank in my bathroom you sicko!" Now my grandma thinks I'm a pervert. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 425 You deserved it 6 250

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