saphfiire

Miss Raleigh, USA 40 years-old In a relationship

mcase 31 July 2012, 05:36 Compton, United States

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

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Hairless freak 23 September 2012, 08:14 Fallbrook, United States

Today, after weeks of dealing with a bad hair cut, my hair finally grew back to my preferred length. Today is also the day my roommate replaced my shampoo with hair remover as a prank. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Grand Rapids, United States

Shotgun wedding

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

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