14hatemachine

Miss 34 years-old

Ella 24 July 2009, 02:26 United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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Anonymous 28 July 2009, 01:20 United States

Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

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