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Mr Hoboken, USA 38 years-old Single

jilted 21 March 2009, 07:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

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Anonymous 8 April 2009, 00:11 United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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