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Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight. Doubting our relationship, I asked him seriously if he loved me. He looked thoughtful, gathered me in his arms and said, "If I say yes, will you be less pissed?" and then tried to stick his hand down my pants. FML

Today, I received a prank phone call that woke me up. I actually kept them on the line because they were the first person to call me in weeks. FML

Today, my boyfriend of six days proposed to me. FML

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Still better than the Emoji movie

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a text message consisting solely of emoticons. FML