H8TR
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Today, I had to use my butthole to negotiate with my husband so I can get a new tattoo. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML
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