Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
xHoiHoi
palos verdes, u.s 28 years-old Single
ouch
Sioux City, United States
xerrika
Windsor, Canada
Cough up
Today, I finally finished a drawing that someone had asked and said they would pay me for. I worked on it for multiple hours and was very proud of it. When it came to discussing payment, I asked what his best offer was. A pack of cigarettes. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Surrey, Canada
Premature
Today, the girl I've gone on two dates with showed up at my house with several boxes of her stuff, expecting to move in. FML