Columbus, Ohio 27 years-old Single
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my son was crying because he's afraid he might get Ebola. We live in Maine, and he's 16. FML
Today, a character in the video game I was playing called my character a slut. My boyfriend ripped the controller from my hands, shot him dead, then fired the rest of my ammo into his corpse while yelling "FUCK YOU, BUDDY!" Good to know I'm dating a total lunatic. FML
Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
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