flappycheeks

Miami, United States 38 years-old In a relationship

unrequited 18 May 2011, 02:36 United States

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

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countryblumpkin 1 August 2013, 18:06 Grand Rapids, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband begged me to go down on him while he sat on the toilet, taking a crap. He tried to convince me that we'd both somehow experience mind-blowing orgasms. FML

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