snowboard143

Cincinnati 28 years-old

Anonymous 25 October 2015, 13:13 Crawfordville, United States

Special moment

Today, I was intently watching my odometer to see it change from 99,999 to 100,000 when I ran into the back of another vehicle. FML

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Anonymous 4 January 2016, 06:59 Atwater, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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