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Mr Pawtucket, USA 36 years-old

Anonymous 31 March 2009, 09:08 Australia

Today, I accidentally pressed the panic button under the register at work. I didn't even know we had a panic button until the cops showed up. FML

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lizzardbreath 31 March 2009, 10:44 United States

First date from hell

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I don't know very well. He told me to dress in formal attire, so I assumed he was taking me to a nice dinner. He took me to his brother's wedding, and introduced me as "The One" to his entire family. FML

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