Jace_Morgans

Newyork, United States 28 years-old Single

bumpyroad 17 April 2011, 14:29 Australia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML

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Anonymous 11 April 2013, 15:42 United States

Sounds like a keeper

Today, my boyfriend of 2 weeks said that he was going to cook me dinner. After waiting for the frozen pizza that he decided to make for me to be completely cooked, he said, "Oh I hate this part", reached into the oven with his bare hands and took out the pizza, all while screaming. He is 24. FML

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