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Anonymous · 25 February 2021, 04:57 ·United States

Bag for life

Today, my ambulance got called out for a "stomach pain" patient. Upon assessment, the guy really did have stomach pain. His colostomy bag fell off a week ago, so to stop the crap from falling out, he duct taped it shut. It exploded when I helped him up. FML

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Anonymous · 25 February 2021, 14:01 ·Gloucester, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Weird family

Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML

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