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Miss Brownsville, United States 34 years-old

linren 28 March 2009, 18:40 United States 🌶️ Spicy

TMI, dude

Today, I was riding in the car with my new boyfriend. He had "something serious" to tell me. He started to emotionally confess his addiction to masturbation. In detail. The drive was two hours long. FML

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MacBook 14 May 2009, 19:43 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Priorities

Today, my dad was in town for a day. We only had about 3 hours to do something so we left right away. Right as we were about to leave my dad's slutty girlfriend came by for a "surprise visit". My dad told me he would be right back. They had sex for 2 hours and 45 minutes. In total, we talked for 15 minutes. FML

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