Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Conover, United States
In case you haven’t noticed, I'm weird. I’m a weirdo. I don't fit in
Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better I said that she looked small. She said, "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML