tduncan6

Ellensburg, United States 36 years-old

eaa145 3 March 2009, 21:40 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, for my two-year anniversary I got my girlfriend a very expensive diamond necklace. She got me male enhancement pills. FML

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Noname 6 March 2009, 19:04 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

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marge1010 8 March 2009, 14:39 United States

Today, the man I have been dating for 3 weeks, who told me he owns a high end restaurant in the city, handed me my lunch order through the drive-thru at Wendy's. FML

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