toxic324x

shawnsmuffins This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Tampa, United States

No way, young man!

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

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ironfey 21 March 2015, 03:38 Glen Allen, United States

Today, as I was closing up at my sandwich-making job when a huge bus full of basic, snobby, preppy cheerleaders came in. They literally "can't even" decide what they want. FML

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Anonymous 19 August 2015, 06:32 Regina, Canada

Today, I found out the girl I met online, who I spent hours talking to every day for the past 2 months, and who I fell in love with is actually my gay roomate. He says if I could fall in love with "her", I can fall in love with him. It doesn't work that way, dickhead. FML

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