alien647

Mr 29 years-old

Unluckiest Guy of the group This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks for the support

Today, my friends and I were having a conversation about which mythical creature would be the most unlikely to exist in the real world. They all collectively agreed that it would be a girl who is attracted to me. FML

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radioactiveglowinthedarkthing 10 October 2011, 19:06 United Kingdom

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

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