lillykasta

Today, my brother decided it would be funny for almost every sentence out of his mouth to start with the word "hashtag". FML

About last night…

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML