spuddie

Miss Edmonton , Canada Single

sarahhh This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Freebird

Today, I got my boyfriend a pair of concert tickets for his birthday. He loved the gift, but turned to me and said, "Do I have to bring you?" FML

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Alyssa 13 February 2012, 00:01 United States

Today, my parents were out, so I lit up my first ever joint. I got so stoned out of my mind that when my dad came back home and asked what the smell was, I said a stray cat had left an upper-decker in the toilet. He found the joint in my room, and now I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML

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spuddie

Freebird

Stoner

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