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pk24 25 February 2009, 23:46 United States

Today, I decided to try and call into a local radio station to try and win concert tickets for one of my favorite bands. I called in and was actually the winning number. When asked my name I answered quickly, but all I heard was "Hello? Hello?" Then they hung up. My cell phone was on mute. FML

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Aled This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

I like what I like

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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boyfriend123 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

I spy…

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5 a.m. because she thought someone was watching her from the park. It was a trash can. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

10 out of 10 for originality

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML

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