itechguy23

Mr East Norriton, PA, United States Of America 28 years-old Single

tingles 19 January 2013, 13:20 Solihull, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

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Well... fuck me sideways and call me Eustace 31 January 2013, 11:34 Riverside, United States

Today, on my way to work, I hit a pothole about the size of Alabama, bending my wheel and flattening my tire. After changing it and having to explain myself to my furious boss, I went back on that road in my other car to take a picture of the pothole. While looking for it, I hit it again. FML

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