Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML
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newsgirl
United States
fannyfitel123
United States
Today, I corrected my mom in front of our family while she was ragging on my 12 year old cousin who got a piercing. She said, "You don't understand you don't have kids, but on the other hand you probably never will!" I have Polycystic ovary syndrome, she is right, I probably never will. FML
KiwiMaid
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wellington, New Zealand
Joy!
Today, I got excited because my husband will be away for 5 days, which means I'll be able to deep clean the house. FML