Mr Tomb of Nazorick, Overlord 31 years-old
Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML
Today, after hearing the doctor saying my girlfriend can never be pregnant, I got a bit too excited. I'm currently on the 5th hour of the silent treatment. FML
Today, I've been calling my girlfriend by her nickname for so long, I had to reactivate my Facebook account to find her real name. FML
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