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Miss 29 years-old In a relationship

notsexy 28 July 2009, 22:28 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my boyfriend came over so that we could have some "fun". It turns out, his idea of foreplay is squishing my breasts together and making them talk. FML

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highfive 17 October 2014, 01:27 Dedham, United States

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

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