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Mr Cape Town, South Africa 31 years-old It's complicated

Anonymous 21 March 2009, 04:46 United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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Badchristian 5 April 2012, 04:17 Pasadena, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Slipped

Today, I went to my Christian accountability partner from church to talk about continuing to maintain Christian values. We had sex. Oh, the irony. FML

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Anonymous 13 August 2013, 08:49 Paris, France

Today, my 7-year-old son proudly announced that he had laid an egg during the night. I checked. He'd simply shat the bed. FML

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