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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Galt, Canada

Gullible

Today, my 16-year-old brother managed to convince my 22-year-old boyfriend that I breastfeed my pet parrot. FML

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Kyra.45 3 October 2013, 22:46 Troy, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was so sexually frustrated that I tried getting off with a banana. It was not enjoyable, for me or the banana. FML

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Colby 15 November 2013, 16:59 Saint John, Canada

Today, I watched my mother tell a man that the holocaust was "a good thing" and "necessary for population control". That man was my girlfriend's father. Who is Jewish. FML

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