sunstriders

Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML

What?

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML