rubysdiner

Loma Linda, United States of Americia 27 years-old

Anonymous 12 September 2009, 06:58 United States

Today, my brother thought he would take my key and steal my shoes from my football locker while I was at practice. What he didn't think about was him leaving my locker unlocked for the 3 hours of practice. Someone stole my iPod, my cell phone, my wallet, and all of my clothes. FML

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birdhater This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff Australia

Get out!

Today, the bird that has been stuck in my roof for two days, keeping me awake at night, finally flew out of the roof and into the house. As I was opening the door to send it outside, it flew straight back up into the roof. FML

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