sophie_doll

Miss California, USA 29 years-old Single

sausages 17 January 2014, 20:56 Skopje, Macedonia 🌶️ Spicy

New kink unlocked

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

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Crushgonewrong 22 June 2016, 21:42 Compton, United States

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

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