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sparare27

jobless 20 January 2009, 16:52 France

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

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Anonymous 26 August 2010, 08:15 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Envy

Today, while watching my guinea pigs have sex, I got jealous. Yeah. It's been that long. FML

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