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Vincent 2 January 2014, 05:04 Overland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I asked my mom why she had two tooth brushes: one manual and one electric. She said: "I only use the manual one for brushing my teeth." FML

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begging for air 20 February 2014, 17:45 Hillsboro, United States

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tipton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Great to know

Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML

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