Mr Rexburg, Madison 37 years-old
Today, I had my first appearance in a court as an attorney. I called the prosecution the prostitution. FML
Today, my parents booked my 18th birthday party at Chuck E Cheese's. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
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