hanna_0619

Miss spring, texas 30 years-old In a relationship

arse-face 28 June 2013, 23:22 Caher, Ireland

Today, a group of friends and I went out to a fancy club together. The doorman checked us out and let everyone in. Everyone except me, that is. The doorman's reason: "Her face looks like a baboon's arse." My "friends" all went in anyway, leaving me to walk all the way home. FML

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Anonymous 18 February 2014, 19:49 Kingshill, Virgin Islands, U.S. 🌶️ Spicy

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML

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