SierraDiaz2097

Miss Pomona, USA 28 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 30 April 2013, 18:24 Pompton Plains, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I got home from work and found my girlfriend waiting for me in some skimpy lingerie. She ended up pushing me onto the bed, and as I lay there, expecting to be pleasured, she pulled out a pair of adult-sized footsie pajamas and dressed me in them. FML

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fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck 13 July 2013, 17:33 Enfield, United States

Who the **** are you?

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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