ItchyRegion

Mr Brisbane, Australia 39 years-old

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Beach body

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replied, "You farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

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fatguyinalittlecoat 8 December 2009, 19:09 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was on a stationary bike at the gym. I got into a conversation with a very attractive female gym-friend. I felt something cool "down below". I looked down and saw one of my testicles had sneaked out of a hole in my shorts, I quickly looked up only to see her staring at the same thing. FML

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