poopmaster13

Los Angeles, USA 40 years-old Single

Anonymous 24 May 2013, 21:43 Akureyri, Iceland 🌶️ Spicy

Good one, asshole

Today, a package was delivered to my house, addressed to me, clearly marked "Sexual health products." Inside were condoms, birth control pills, and an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic and grounded me. Whoever staged this "hilarious" prank: well played, asshole. FML

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Anonymous 30 September 2013, 16:22 Union, United States

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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